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*Blink Blink* Since when can Eric fly?

Woot, surprise weekend! Off until tuesday.

Baby when you finally, get to love somebody. Guess what? It’s gonna be me.

Doughnuts can be used as a reward or failure. On one hand: yum. The other: Oh god, I give up good bye halth.

Wow. The news is messed up.

I’m not crazy, I’m just roll with the sanity crew. With my rep as it’s going, soon I could actually be in sane.

So my sneakers take a minute longer than sandals to put on. Don’t sneakers make you faster?

@davedays I’m flattered to be your #twittercrush Dave, but it’ll never work between us.

@thewinekone It’s like you read my mind! Err mouth

@tshirthell This one totally past me. WTFsause?