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Umm oww. My 8g wont go back in, it was only like an hour they were out.

I swear Your Honor, We didn’t start the fire. It was always burnin since the worlds been turnin.

Poll Time: Do you have a work place crush? *Watches co-workers get nervous*

Anybody else ever wonder if Reese’s Pieces are made of some guy named Reese?

Tackly Alien is looking good, now has a phne body.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Human Resource Manager. So people are in the same category of oil. Unlike oil, they get mad if you filter them and pump them into your c …

I feel so totally freaking awesome right now. I don’t even know how to describe it. Is this success?

@hotforwords Name him Charlie. Beta 1 in the phonetic alphabet.

For some reason I have circus music going through my head.