Archive for October, 2011

I love you like kings love queens
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans



Once I was the King of Spain.



Have I mentioned I fucking hate xmas?



Finally beat Ragnaros. Fuck yeah!



Why is it so hard to believe I have awesome credit? It’s cause I’m broke, isn’t it?!



I make six figures a year…most are zeros.



I make six figures a year…most are zeros.