Snorbufar

My last Slackerday I’ll be spending at work thanks to new shift. I have gummi bears!

Just got a (possibly drunken) text: “Jef u r a great guy, u just need a good girl 2 fix u” Thanks I guess. Any ‘good girls’ want ’2 fix’ me?

A cute blonde on the bus just said I smell “really freakin good”. That’s normal right?

if I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?

Agatha Trunchbull

I just got accused of flirting by a stranger. All I said was “Hey”. That’s not even fair!

I feel very preppy today. Does it actually come off that way? Do I pull it off?

Is the opposite of being high maintenance being a dirt bag? I think I need help on this issue.

It’s not poison, it has juice in it.

OMG, I can be a clergymen for Halloween! They said we can’t talk religion at work, never said anything about dressing the part…