Working on Player Versus. Have Mon & Tue done/post. Will have another Wed & Fri. Feedback plz! http://t.co/KzwhWpCa



If there was a hierarchy based on searching shit online, I’d be royalty. Eat it.



I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!



I love you like kings love queens
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans



Once I was the King of Spain.



Have I mentioned I fucking hate xmas?



Finally beat Ragnaros. Fuck yeah!



Why is it so hard to believe I have awesome credit? It’s cause I’m broke, isn’t it?!



I make six figures a year…most are zeros.



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