I just bought a game where all you do it walk. And no, it wasn’t he new Lord Of The Rings sequel.



Aubrey Woods’ role in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is how I wish I could act at work.



There’s a serious problem when you forget every other means of communication when there is no phone to use.



If anything else goes wrong, I’m going to start shooting. Fair warning: Buy a vest.



Working on Player Versus. Have Mon & Tue done/post. Will have another Wed & Fri. Feedback plz! http://t.co/KzwhWpCa



If there was a hierarchy based on searching shit online, I’d be royalty. Eat it.



I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!



I love you like kings love queens
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans



Once I was the King of Spain.



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